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Burnt Turtle

Winter Sale
All Tees Are $10

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What Is Burnt Turtle?

Burnt Turtle is a T-shirt and lifestyle brand that is dedicated to helping people find their happy place in life. We will produce one cool and funny shirt each month and make it available for pre-orders. You can pre-order a shirt anytime one catches your eye or you can become a Burnt Turtle member and receive a new shirt each month plus some other cool stuff like discounts at area businesses, limited edition items and invites to member-only parties. We believe in community and the goal is to help build a happy and fun-loving community.

Featured Items

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"Who Burnt" Tee

Who Dat? Who Burnt? Saints fans watch the game in style with our exclusive Burnt Turtle "Who Burnt" Tee. Available in Men's and Women's. 

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Fly High Tee

Get your 2019 Burnt Turtle Blue Angels Tee. The front features our "Capt. Burnt" logo and the back features the slogan "Walk Slow But Fly High".

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Burnt Turtle Sticker

Time to scrape that tribal turtle sticker off your back window and slap on some Burnt Turtle. 

Burnt Turtle Philosophy

Burnt Turtle’s life philosophy emphasizes the simple things in life and every day pleasures that we take for granted. It is a clear, lazy day lounging on your favorite beach and soaking in the cool vibes breezing through the air. It is an ice cold beverage in your flipper. The kind that perfectly balances out the serotonin levels coursing through your brain. This is everyday life now. This is life in the slow lane.

Free Membership

What you get: 

Discounts at some of our favorite places and invites to special events/parties.